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The Cake is a Lie!
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BelladonnaVonChrist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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Ask-TDROTI-Manitina Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
._. 
YOU MEAN THIS CAKE IS A LIE?!?!?
*holds up the best cake in the world*
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Lebenen Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
So... Is the cake the truth? 
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ClaireChellat88mph Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
MUST.... EAT...... CAKE!
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Elgamuza Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So, ejem... Is it a lie? The Annoying Orange laughing :ARRRGH: Hide Under Rock 
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Huskygod123Wolfie Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
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Elgamuza Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU ARE A LIAR!!!! JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ
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meowzez107 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
the cake is also a pie, which is a constant, so the cake is a paradox.
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legoland5254 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013
this could drive cake lovers to insanity if they read it all the way through!!!
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kokigirl123 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The cake is a lie,eat some pie.
The pie is fake,eat some cake
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STONEY0503 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
The cake isn't a lie...
THE CAKE IS A SPY! :iconcakeplz: = :iconspyplz:

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:iconorchidus:
orchidus Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
is not a lie !! i found it ;-)
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AskTheSpy Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This sentence.. is... false! DON'TTHINKABOUTITDON'TTHINKABOUTITDON'TTHINKABOUTITDON'TTHINKABOUTIT.
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10Low Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
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pikafox Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012
it may go on.
The Cake is a Lie!
The Cake is a Lie!
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THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!
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scallywag331 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
What that was a lie?
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lolpirates Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That was the most beautiful poetry I have ever heard.... XD
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Avril555 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LIES
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tanglemask1 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011  Student General Artist
is the really a lie?
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xenosplicer117 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2011
the cake is a lie?
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Chicken-Yuki Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011   Traditional Artist
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
This is a message from Lord Nergal. "I await you on the Dread Isle."
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morginthehedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The Cake is a Lie!
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blu-dog-neko Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
something tells me the cake is a lie...
I know it's waaaaay out there but...I just have a feeling...
:iconthecakeisalieplz:
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Mizuki-Dei Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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LucasRune Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Student Writer
The cake is NOT a lie!
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SN0WFUR Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I like the way you showed your true inner feelings! I can really tell you poured out your heart and soul into this piece of magnificent art!! :D
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CrazyPuddingMonkey Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
oh, so the cake really was a lie...
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Missetatkissin Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011   Artist
how poetic and you use so many difficult words and the way you explains how the cake is a lie is so ... beautiful .. i love it !
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the-broken-0ne Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
i would say that is the only lie that you can get away with
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Brixyfire Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is a lie o xo
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thecakelostthegame21 Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Student Artist
the cake is not a lie! THE CAKE IS REAL
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TheMudPieDog Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed...
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NightSongWriter Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I <3 that lie!
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homicidal-ideation Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Epic. So true never befor have I seen something with such deep true meaning
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blu-dog-neko Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
This deviation is a lie
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animegirl103 Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Student Writer
Something tells me the cake is a lie
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darkharukan Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Student Digital Artist
The cake is a lie the pie however is very real
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Zowja Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Student General Artist
030
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candycurse-ninja Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
The Cake is a Lie!
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SlinkiiSnake Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010  Student
I'm going out on a limb and saying the cake is a lie?
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xXcookies898Xx Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it would be funny if in the middle it said 'No its not'
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RawrNinjaArtist Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010  Student Digital Artist
THE CAKE IS A SPY!
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anniehorselover Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:sniff: I'm at a loss for words...the beautiful poetry grabs my very soul. :happycry:
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cocomooluvr Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
But what a delicious cake it is- a cake made of sugar and lies.
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Incognetoed0takuXD Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
This story is sotrue.
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Kinthinia Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Why is the cake a lie?
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GVonnieV Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
First off let me just say I love Portal. One of my favorite games of all time. The writing is fantastic, and although the puzzles were kid of easier for me, they were still fun all the same. (Though the writing is truely what I loved)

Anyways, now prepare yourself for some bashing.

This is not poetry in the least. There is nothing poetic about this. This is a joke. A mocking of literature.
If you had put this in the humor category I maybe would have left this alone.
But in the Human Nature category? Bull crap.

And also, this is not a work by you at all. You posting this is like you claiming the hilarity of the line, when really all humor or thought (Little or none that may come from this piece) is solely due to Valve's creativity. Not your own.
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thesmileyemo Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Pretty much.
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CaffeineMarshmallow Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2010  Student General Artist
that would be about how many times it was written on the wall when i found one of the back rooms. :lmao:
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